I don’t know, man. He was Korean and it was a Korean restaurant. He was talking to the waiters and I had no idea what was going on. He kept clearing his throat. So, I was like “This drink order is taking forever. I’ll go see what the problem is… but I don’t want my sandwich to get cold. This crabcake is yum.” I come back to the table, and there’s four more people there. He was inviting his parent’s friends over to the table and he was trying to get their attention. Anyways, the date was short, but the fried ice cream was bombin’.
I need to go to bed. It’s too late for this. And you.
It’s a concern NOW. I refuse to live a world where my meal isn’t safe. If you’re gonna miss me, that’s what Facebook’s for. Real talk, I would totally take my food with me, if you are suspect. I took a crabcake sandwich with me to the bar, when ordering a drink because my date kept clearing his throat and I thought that was code for something. Meh.
Clearing his throat? Code for what? You’re making me paranoid now, Parkah. Stop this.
Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
awwww insomnia cookies
…….wait a minute, google reveals this exists in boston too?/???? AHH
Dude we get at MIT all the time
They’re fucking lifesavers
oh my god really?
The best cookies
yo their giant cookies are the business
Reasons why I don’t leave the table on the date. Might come back to eating pubes in my chicken alfredo.
I had no idea this was an actual concern, though. But I just had this vision of you, taking your plate with you, and now I’m cackling.